we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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