that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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