i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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