I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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