i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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He? As in you personified your dick?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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