Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Dick very happy bro
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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