somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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