that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Barsexuality is the new black.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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