it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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