you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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