STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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