They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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