I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
please don't ironically join a cult
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