Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
try to milk me bitch
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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