Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Sober January is a disaster.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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