He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
