idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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