GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize