please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
if i died would you start the facebook group?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.