I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I look excited, but its just a facade.