He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink