You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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