We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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