Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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