Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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