I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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