it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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