i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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