Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.