im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
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