I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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