"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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