So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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