Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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