sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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