its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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