Say something about gay babies.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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