In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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