Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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