You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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