i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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