I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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