yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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