i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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