i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Randomize
