my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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