White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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