Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I have fence marks all over my body
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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