All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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