WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize