How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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