maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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