i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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