just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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