And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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