never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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