i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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