I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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